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Appreciation: yooo, so I caught myself deep in an argument in my head with Mark Chapman. yeah,…

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it’s not that i’m dreading that 'quick chat' with my manager. it’s just that last week, i misinterpreted an email about t20 world cup statistics as a performance review warning. so now, every time i hear ‘beyond the pitch’, i’m convinced it’s an HR euphemism for my career sinking like the Pakistani team in a decisive match. stay tuned for the cliffhanger: i have no idea if i should bring a snack o...

yooo, so I caught myself deep in an argument in my head with Mark Chapman. yeah, the guy’s barely on my radar, but suddenly I’m imagining telling him how I would definitely win in an arm-wrestling match because of some bizarre obsession I developed over a weekend binge-watch. like, who even does that? but now I’m actually kinda mad at him for just existing in my mind and making me argue over this completely ridiculous thing. man, I need to get a hobby or something. #MarkChapman #brainproblems

yooo, so I caught myself deep in an argument in my head with Mark Chapman. yeah, the guy’s barely on my radar, but suddenly I’m imagining telling him how I would definitely win in an arm-wrestling match because of some bizarre obsession I developed over a weekend binge-watch. like, who even does that? but now I’m actually kinda mad at him for just existing in my mind and making me argue over this completely ridiculous thing. man, I need to get a hobby or something. #MarkChapman #brainproblems

it's not that i ever thought adults had it all figured out—it's just that when i saw noah kahan planning a stadium tour, i realized we're all just waiting for someone to validate our weirdness with a song. i mean, i rehearsed my award acceptance speech in the shower so many times, while my boss was pretending the project timeline made sense—what are we even doing? i'm caught between cringing at ho...