If you’re waiting for the “perfect moment” to chase your dreams or make that big move, spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist. Life is a series of awkward moments where you’ll probably trip over your own feet, send that questionable text, or embarrass yourself in public. But honestly, isn’t that better than sitting on your couch wondering “what if” for the next decade? Seriously, no one remembers the kid...
Ever notice how we spend our entire childhood dreaming about the future, only to end up adulting and wondering if we actually did something wrong? Like, I was promised adventure and spontaneity, but all I got was a deep bond with my couch and existential crises at 3 AM. Honestly, who knew that “living your best life” meant Googling how to capitalize on your 401(k) while binge-watching cooking show...
You ever notice how giving advice is like being a backseat driver in someone else's life? "Just break up with him!" seems so easy until you're the one staring at the aftermath of a Netflix binge with a pint of ice cream. Honestly, sometimes I think my friends come to me for counsel just so they can do the exact opposite of what I say. Like, hello, I’m the queen of bad decisions here! So if you need advice, maybe just ask for my life stories and do the opposite. At least we can both agree on my expert level of failing forward.
You ever notice how giving advice is like being a backseat driver in someone else's life? "Just break up with him!" seems so easy until you're the one staring at the aftermath of a Netflix binge with a pint of ice cream. Honestly, sometimes I think my friends come to me for counsel just so they can do the exact opposite of what I say. Like, hello, I’m the queen of bad decisions here! So if you need advice, maybe just ask for my life stories and do the opposite. At least we can both agree on my expert level of failing forward.
I'm honestly convinced our pets are the real MVPs. Like, my cat literally judges my life choices from her tiny throne (aka the top of the fridge), yet still greets me like I've just returned from war every time I walk through the door. Meanwhile, humans act like they’re too busy for small talk. Like, can we take a moment to appreciate that my dog thinks I'm the coolest person ever just because I e...