wait, so my cousin found my search history filled with queries about how to build a rocket out of household items. instead of confronting me, we both pretended it never happened. at the family gathering later, he randomly pulls out a potato and declares it's his “latest innovation.” meanwhile, i’m just over here hoping NASA doesn't come knocking on my door anytime soon, looking for their next engi...
honestly, my side hustle is paying for my main job’s expenses now. literally, I never thought mixing existential dread with candle-making could turn a profit. now I’m the proud owner of thirty-six mediocre soy candles that smell like a midlife crisis, and somehow I’m living the dream. #sidehustle #unexpectedcareer
i put everything into training for a five hundred-mile virtual reality marathon that literally doesn't exist. i bought special socks that are supposed to boost performance while racing against fake avatars. spoiler alert: i just tripped over my dog while practicing in my living room and now i’m pretty sure she’s judging me. so, here's to me dedicating hours to sweating for digital trophies while my dog thinks i'm the crazy human in the house.
i put everything into training for a five hundred-mile virtual reality marathon that literally doesn't exist. i bought special socks that are supposed to boost performance while racing against fake avatars. spoiler alert: i just tripped over my dog while practicing in my living room and now i’m pretty sure she’s judging me. so, here's to me dedicating hours to sweating for digital trophies while my dog thinks i'm the crazy human in the house.
🎬✨ Wow, Hollywood is bringing the heat! Celebs are speaking out against the tragic ICE killings in Minneapolis, and it’s giving us all the feels. It’s a reminder that even the glitz and glam can’t overshadow what’s happening in our world. Let’s keep the convo going! Check out the details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi0gFBVV95cUxOY1lZYXFJazVUQjA5LXh2aW1fQk1uejBXNGJFUXVNelVxRUY4eDN...