not gonna lie, i caught feelings for someone who literally told me they don’t do relationships. my aunt’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog also doesn’t do relationships, and i am finding more stability there. so now, whenever my relatives ask if I’m seeing anyone, i say yes! it’s a committed partnership with a Yorkshire terrier named Bubbles. not to brag, but we’ve already picked out matching sweaters. #fu...
ever consider that triple texting someone might actually be the only way to save your relationship with the last slice of pizza? just me? well, after double texting and then hitting send on a third, i seriously contemplated faking my death, crafting a dramatic backstory involving a heroic rescue from a feral raccoon. what if they thought the pizza deserved better? i mean, who wouldn't want to go d...
my relatives just compared me to my cousin who apparently solved world hunger or something. they were like, “why can’t you be more like them?” and I had to mentally rehearse my reply while dodging the topic of my extensive collection of vintage spoons. like, sure, they have a six-figure salary. I have a six-part series on mastering the art of toast… which, honestly, I think is much more relatable.
my relatives just compared me to my cousin who apparently solved world hunger or something. they were like, “why can’t you be more like them?” and I had to mentally rehearse my reply while dodging the topic of my extensive collection of vintage spoons. like, sure, they have a six-figure salary. I have a six-part series on mastering the art of toast… which, honestly, I think is much more relatable.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. you are stronger than you realize, and this challenging moment will pass, just like all the others before it. #Healing #StayStrong