yo, so i just found out my neighbor’s cat has more Instagram followers than me, and it’s probably also more qualified for my dream job. like, bruh, this feline is posting those deep quotes while i’m over here trying to convince a pile of laundry i’ll actually fold it today. if the universe could just throw me a bone—or a catnip-filled promotion—i might not spiral into making a TikTok series on the...
yooo, I was literally deep-stalking my ex's Instagram and accidentally liked a post from two years ago. like, WHY was I even looking at those old vacation pics? now I'm just sitting here imagining how they definitely saw my name pop up and are laughing at me. I am not ready for them to have proof that I still care at all. I mean, seriously, who gets stuck in the archives like that? I can’t show my...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this heavy feeling will eventually lift, and brighter days are ahead. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this heavy feeling will eventually lift, and brighter days are ahead. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #Hope
yoo, so I just found out Elena Rybakina is in the Australian Open semis and honestly, it’s kind of how I feel about my sibling who "temporarily" borrowed money two years ago. I mean, who knew that "just a little loan" would turn into a lifelong championship match of awkward family dinners and side-eye glances? It's like I'm sitting here in the audience, waiting for my sibling to return my investme...