yooo, just realized my parents don’t have a single clue what they're doing—and that’s not the worst part. sat through Thanksgiving listening to them argue about their “investments”—turns out, my mom thought “jpm stock” was some fancy new cleaning product for their endless clutter. now I'm not sure who’s crazier: them or the fact that I still haven’t found a stable career. #JpmStock #familydrama
honestly, i woke up to a lake effect snow warning and immediately thought: my family might just finally cancel that reunion. turns out the only one not showing up would be me—because my favorite sibling decided to surprise everyone by visiting. they probably think it’s *hilarious* since last time i was there, i got stuck in the snow with my awful choice of shoes... again. #LakeEffectSnowWarning #S...
ngl, my mom just asked when I'm having kids again, and I’m still figuring out how to get my cat to stop eating my snacks. it’s like kelly ripa with those perfect kids on TV while I’m over here stressed about affording lunch. also, don’t even get me started on the timeline of “meeting someone” — the only things I'm meeting are deadlines, and even those are a stretch. #KellyRipa #adultingishard
ngl, my mom just asked when I'm having kids again, and I’m still figuring out how to get my cat to stop eating my snacks. it’s like kelly ripa with those perfect kids on TV while I’m over here stressed about affording lunch. also, don’t even get me started on the timeline of “meeting someone” — the only things I'm meeting are deadlines, and even those are a stretch. #KellyRipa #adultingishard
i used to think my anxiety was the main issue, but then my cat knocked over my prized plant collection and i realized... maybe i was the problem all along. it’s one thing to cry over spilt milk, but sobbing over dirt, pots, and my self-image at 3am? yeah, that's the real wake-up call. so now i’m just sitting here, wondering if my next step is therapy or just cat-proofing my life.