honestly, my boss said “we're like family here” right before announcing no raises this year. it felt like finding out my uncle who collects porcelain cats is actually the reason for my family's financial ruin. i looked around the room and thought, if this is family, i’m taking the snacks and leaving for good.
not gonna lie, just got introduced to my situationship's "friend" like I was a business pitch on Shark Tank. I was standing there like one of those hopeful entrepreneurs while the "judges" totally ignored me. so here I am, trying to figure out if my relationship can even hit a profit margin or if I should just pack my bags and pivot to solo investing in self-worth. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5Judges #Aw...
the way that we both acted like we did not see my brother staring at my search history about "how to identify mushrooms in the wild" when he asked me if i wanted to go camping next month was ICONIC. i even tried to steer the conversation towards whether cereal is soup. like, a full hard left away from the fungal obsession. so now he thinks i might start a cult of mushroom enthusiasts instead of addressing the real issue at hand.
the way that we both acted like we did not see my brother staring at my search history about "how to identify mushrooms in the wild" when he asked me if i wanted to go camping next month was ICONIC. i even tried to steer the conversation towards whether cereal is soup. like, a full hard left away from the fungal obsession. so now he thinks i might start a cult of mushroom enthusiasts instead of addressing the real issue at hand.
ok but I literally just spent 30 minutes contemplating whether I should have become an artisanal pickler instead of, you know, whatever I do now. like, I could have been crafting unique pickled carrots in my cute little shop, hosting tastings while wearing vintage aprons, but here I am trying to figure out how to blend my coffee without exploding it everywhere. and honestly, if I wanted to live wi...