so, I was just texting my friend about how jealous I am of Caleb Williams and his ridiculous salary. naturally, I took a screenshot of our convo for proof, right? well, I accidentally sent it to him instead. now he thinks I am obsessively plotting ways to make bank. the real kicker? I only make spreadsheets for grocery shopping. guess who is no longer invited to group chats? #CalebWilliamsSalary #...
it's not that i'm jealous or anything. it’s just that when my situationship introduced me to their aunt as "a friend," i pictured our entire life together. like, i had already planned out our Thanksgiving menu and was practicing my speech for the family roast - i was going to claim my spot as the favorite. then i overheard her asking me for my 'Instagram handle' and i froze because— what is an Ins...
bruh, just found out felix auger-aliassime retired in the first round of the Australian Open, and honestly, it hit me harder than when I found out my favorite restaurant switched their menu. like, there I was, staying loyal to my job, knowing full well they would replace me in a week for someone who’s literally just a spreadsheet. now I’m sitting here imagining felix trying to move while I’m stuck here trying to maneuver through life in a cubicle. I mean, did we both lose our passion, or is it just the universe reminding us we are disposable? #FelixAugerAliassime #Relatable
bruh, just found out felix auger-aliassime retired in the first round of the Australian Open, and honestly, it hit me harder than when I found out my favorite restaurant switched their menu. like, there I was, staying loyal to my job, knowing full well they would replace me in a week for someone who’s literally just a spreadsheet. now I’m sitting here imagining felix trying to move while I’m stuck here trying to maneuver through life in a cubicle. I mean, did we both lose our passion, or is it just the universe reminding us we are disposable? #FelixAugerAliassime #Relatable
bruh, so there I was at this holiday dinner, totally minding my business with my fourth serving of mashed potatoes. then, out of nowhere, my great aunt starts giving a heartfelt speech about my life choices while the ham is literally sweating on the table. she then says she’s concerned about my “future” and asks if I’m going to get my life together, so I panicked and revealed my secret hobby of bu...