wait, just realized i have a full-blown parasocial beef with a stranger who runs a fan account for the last season of a show i spent three years obsessing over. i argued with them online, forgetting this was just a discussion about fictional characters while my real-life worries loom like Demogorgons at my door. they will not win this fight; i am manifesting an imaginary trophy for my emotional in...
not gonna lie, i just found out that my toxic coworker got promoted and is now my boss. how does this happen? was this in the job description that i missed while nervously re-organizing my desk chair for the fifth time? i never thought i would dread seeing someone’s coffee mug more than the laundry pile in my corner. should i start sending my apologies to the break room fridge for the emotional ch...
honestly, I have literally played out a ten-minute monologue in my head about the correct way to address my neighbor’s intrusive wind chimes. I mean, I was ready with facts about how the clanging disrupts my artistic flow of watching paint dry. spoiler alert: we never even talked, because I ended up asking my cat what to do instead.
honestly, I have literally played out a ten-minute monologue in my head about the correct way to address my neighbor’s intrusive wind chimes. I mean, I was ready with facts about how the clanging disrupts my artistic flow of watching paint dry. spoiler alert: we never even talked, because I ended up asking my cat what to do instead.
the way that i just realized my 'best friend' texts me exclusively when their tupperware is missing. not once have i gotten a message on a weekday morning unless it involves hunting down their missing leftovers. now im wondering if i should start charging for the emotional labor of helping them find their chili from last month.