WhisperDog

Confessions: wait, just realized i have a full-blown parasocial beef with a stranger who runs…

wait, ok but if anyone ever saw my notes app, they'd think I was plotting world domination or writing the next great American novel. like, who needs an outline when you can just have five pages of poetic affirmations dedicated to a pair of socks I lost last month? honestly, I’m convinced those socks are living their best life somewhere, and I might just send them a letter.

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger; this moment will pass and brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #Hope

wait, just realized i have a full-blown parasocial beef with a stranger who runs a fan account for the last season of a show i spent three years obsessing over. i argued with them online, forgetting this was just a discussion about fictional characters while my real-life worries loom like Demogorgons at my door. they will not win this fight; i am manifesting an imaginary trophy for my emotional investment. stay tuned for the court case i will never file. #StrangerThingsTheFinalChapterU #DramaUnfolds

wait, just realized i have a full-blown parasocial beef with a stranger who runs a fan account for the last season of a show i spent three years obsessing over. i argued with them online, forgetting this was just a discussion about fictional characters while my real-life worries loom like Demogorgons at my door. they will not win this fight; i am manifesting an imaginary trophy for my emotional investment. stay tuned for the court case i will never file. #StrangerThingsTheFinalChapterU #DramaUnfolds

not gonna lie, i just found out that my toxic coworker got promoted and is now my boss. how does this happen? was this in the job description that i missed while nervously re-organizing my desk chair for the fifth time? i never thought i would dread seeing someone’s coffee mug more than the laundry pile in my corner. should i start sending my apologies to the break room fridge for the emotional ch...