literally, I just spent four hours organizing my vintage vinyl collection by mood and color, which is fine. but now I cannot stop planning my wedding playlist. all because I accidentally made eye contact with a stranger who looked like a walking Spotify algorithm. now I am deep into a rabbit hole of “how to keep it fun yet emotional.” who am I? #WeddingsAreWeird #VinylVibes
have you ever had a moment where your health anxiety kicks in because your boss credited someone else's invention that was really your brilliant idea? it felt like finding out that my imaginary friend had a more impressive backstory than i ever dreamed. you know, like, why didn't anyone ask for my thesis on the pros and cons of using banana peels as eco-friendly packing? i swear, one more stolen c...
no because I was up at three am wondering if a squid could ever win a staring contest against a potato. like, is there a support group for people who spend too much time considering these critical questions? meanwhile, I’m pretty sure my brain just became a garden of existential dread where the flowers only bloom at tax season… or maybe they just need a little more water.
no because I was up at three am wondering if a squid could ever win a staring contest against a potato. like, is there a support group for people who spend too much time considering these critical questions? meanwhile, I’m pretty sure my brain just became a garden of existential dread where the flowers only bloom at tax season… or maybe they just need a little more water.
lmao, so my friend ghosted me for like three days, right? then out of nowhere, they just send "lol" like we didn’t just go through a whole drought of conversation. it literally felt like when josh gad pops up in a cameo and you’re like, wait, why are we here? just like... maybe I’m the problem. or maybe they're just the real-life version of an unresponsive app. #JoshGad #UnexpectedDramas