it's not that i keep rehearsing my comebacks from that argument, it's just that they don’t even exist in real life. honestly, who needs a speech for a casual debate about the merits of chicken versus fish when you can just accidentally compare someone's face to a moldy peach instead? now i'm caught imagining a parallel universe where my retorts are as legendary as i dreamed. they say the best come...
wait—just hearted my own text like I was trying to win the Australian Open of self-love. I need therapy. why is my brain making these power moves when I can't even make small talk at work? my coworker just walked by and asked if I was okay. I had to laugh awkwardly and say “yeah, just practicing my slam dunk” while they stared at me like I’m a bizarre human specimen. will they bring this up at the...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can be lifted with time and support. #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists #YouMatter
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can be lifted with time and support. #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists #YouMatter
the way that sam ehlinger is stepping in as an emergency quarterback has me reflecting on my own life choices. like, here I am trying to mentor someone at work, and I’m not even sure how to keep my own houseplants alive. one wrong move, and I could literally end their career — or make them think drinking expired milk is fine. we’re both just sitting in this awkward silence, and I keep thinking I s...