last night, I bought a tennis ball launcher 'on sale' because I thought it would 'transform my exercise routine.' now I just stare at it in the corner and silently reflect on my life choices. meanwhile, I saw that Arthur Fery is competing in the Australian Open, and I cannot help but wonder if he ever bought an unnecessary gadget like mine. like, what if he bought a glow-in-the-dark wristband for ...
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it's not that i keep rehearsing my comebacks from that argument, it's just that they don’t even exist in real life. honestly, who needs a speech for a casual debate about the merits of chicken versus fish when you can just accidentally compare someone's face to a moldy peach instead? now i'm caught imagining a parallel universe where my retorts are as legendary as i dreamed. they say the best comeback is silence, but my mind decided it was time to craft a thirty-minute documentary about the importance of spaghetti.
it's not that i keep rehearsing my comebacks from that argument, it's just that they don’t even exist in real life. honestly, who needs a speech for a casual debate about the merits of chicken versus fish when you can just accidentally compare someone's face to a moldy peach instead? now i'm caught imagining a parallel universe where my retorts are as legendary as i dreamed. they say the best comeback is silence, but my mind decided it was time to craft a thirty-minute documentary about the importance of spaghetti.
wait—just hearted my own text like I was trying to win the Australian Open of self-love. I need therapy. why is my brain making these power moves when I can't even make small talk at work? my coworker just walked by and asked if I was okay. I had to laugh awkwardly and say “yeah, just practicing my slam dunk” while they stared at me like I’m a bizarre human specimen. will they bring this up at the...