the way that i was super into my friend's silver jewelry line. spent weeks hyping it up like i was their number one fan. then saw the silver rate spike. guess who just found out my “support” turned into empty promises when they asked for my first order and all i could do was stare blankly like a deer in headlights. awkward silence, existential crisis. still trying to figure out if this friendship ...
just liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. it was a really good picture of my crush wearing a hat that i genuinely thought looked weird. then i panicked, unliked it, and made eye contact with my cat as if she could provide emotional support. instead she just stared at me judgingly, and now i need to avoid social interactions forever. #JessicaPegula #embarrassment
it’s been 47 days since I pretended to like avocados just because my crush was obsessed with them. found out they’re now engaged to someone who actually enjoys them. it’s almost like I was trying to *manifest* a love life… while eating guacamole in the dark and imagining we were sharing chips...
it’s been 47 days since I pretended to like avocados just because my crush was obsessed with them. found out they’re now engaged to someone who actually enjoys them. it’s almost like I was trying to *manifest* a love life… while eating guacamole in the dark and imagining we were sharing chips...
the way that my relatives compared me to my cousin who's doing so well makes me question my life choices, especially when i'm over here obsessing over the barista who remembers my coffee order, while they are discussing "zakharova tennis." i literally spent an hour watching tennis highlights thinking maybe one day my barista would inspire me to put my life back together, but now i'm left contempla...