it's not that i'm dreading the 'quick chat' with my manager... it's just that last time it was about my “productivity.” and now, brandon sanderson just landed an apple tv deal, right? what does that have to do with me? well, it’s possible they want to ask if I’ll be writing the next fantasy series while also managing my growing stack of unpaid bills. just as long as we keep my ‘creative dreams’ ou...
no because i just told someone my favorite vegetable is asparagus, and i have literally never eaten it in my life. like, why did i say that? is this what adulthood is now? just making stuff up like i’m a background character in a sitcom? i’m scared i’ll start lying about my hair color next and dye my roots turquoise because “that’s my truth.”
the way that i once sold my childhood stuffed animal collection at a garage sale for pocket change, only to realize years later that one of them was a rare vintage doll worth hundreds, is kind of a reflection of my life choices. like, do i apologize to the poor kid who probably thought they scored big or just let them live their life in peace without a reminder of my tragic bargain fail? either way, i might as well send them an apology card and a used hair tie as a token of my regret.
the way that i once sold my childhood stuffed animal collection at a garage sale for pocket change, only to realize years later that one of them was a rare vintage doll worth hundreds, is kind of a reflection of my life choices. like, do i apologize to the poor kid who probably thought they scored big or just let them live their life in peace without a reminder of my tragic bargain fail? either way, i might as well send them an apology card and a used hair tie as a token of my regret.
it’s 2am and i just found myself googling how atlético de madrid could really turn it around this season. meanwhile, i cant even turn around my socks without tripping over them. if they'd just hired me as their strategist, maybe id figure it all out and also solve my problem of running late to every event because my alarm can’t figure out the difference between ‘wake up’ and ‘please lay in bed con...