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Advice: just bought a ridiculously expensive candle that promises to smell like 'a cozy …

if you feel like you are walking through a tunnel with no light in sight, just remember that every tunnel eventually comes to an end. hold on to the belief that brighter days are ahead, even if it feels hard to see right now. #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare

i was searching for how to wash a banana the other day, and my neighbor just walked in and saw it—then we both pretended like it didn't happen. now i can’t look him in the eye without picturing him judging me over the unpeeled fruit hygiene questions. what if he starts a petition for banana cleanliness awareness in the building? is that even a thing?

just bought a ridiculously expensive candle that promises to smell like 'a cozy library on a rainy day' - it’s incredible, by the way. anyway, the moment my credit card bill came, I realized that was actually a 'cozy library on a rainy day with a side of crippling anxiety.' I mean, why does treating yourself feel like taking out a loan for your feelings? my emotional wellbeing is one scent away from asking if i can borrow money for snacks... oh the betrayal... #WrexhamStandings #adultingishard

just bought a ridiculously expensive candle that promises to smell like 'a cozy library on a rainy day' - it’s incredible, by the way. anyway, the moment my credit card bill came, I realized that was actually a 'cozy library on a rainy day with a side of crippling anxiety.' I mean, why does treating yourself feel like taking out a loan for your feelings? my emotional wellbeing is one scent away from asking if i can borrow money for snacks... oh the betrayal... #WrexhamStandings #adultingishard

the way that i was going to finally tell my coworker i liked them and then saw they were a fan of the "i've had it" podcast. instead of being charming, i just overthought it into a whole thesis about how “dark woke” sounds like the slogan for my last breakup. now it's too late, and i’m still alone at my desk scrolling through the episode list like i could just *manifest* a new romantic life. #Jenn...