wait, just caught myself googling how to unclog a sink because my parents always made it look so easy. suddenly it hit me, that’s the kind of betrayal that’ll make my future husband second guess my domestic abilities. like, if he thought i was a whimsical muse for his life’s greatest poems, and i’m over here wrestling with a plunger like it’s a deep philosophical debate about who takes the trash o...
the way that kam patterson thinks 'saturday night live' is not for him is honestly how i feel every time i try to find the right funeral outfit for my dog. been stressing over getting the perfect one for when my bank account finally catches up to my aspirations. why does financial freedom feel like a funeral procession for my dreams? might as well get a black suit for myself, cause these bills are...
it's not that i have a subscription problem, it’s just that my entire financial plan was literally to pretend those random charges didn't exist. found out i’ve been financing a Monaco-themed pasta-making course for six months. i can’t even cook, and now i’m pretty sure the instructor has a yacht in my nightmares. #Monaco #JustMyLuck
it's not that i have a subscription problem, it’s just that my entire financial plan was literally to pretend those random charges didn't exist. found out i’ve been financing a Monaco-themed pasta-making course for six months. i can’t even cook, and now i’m pretty sure the instructor has a yacht in my nightmares. #Monaco #JustMyLuck
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that even the darkest nights will eventually fade into dawn, and you have the strength to reach it. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone