saw the news about the S.N.L. cast and it got me thinking. literally, the last time I made eye contact with a stranger, I ended up planning our wedding in my head. like, I just know he’d be the type to take me to artisanal ice cream places and listen to stand-up specials on our road trips. then I remembered, he probably didn’t even notice me, but now I’m stuck trying to figure out if our imaginary...
Story Name: "My MIL's Puppet Master: The Woman Who Tempted My Husband" Part 4 of 5 I can’t breathe. The air around us is thick with unspoken words as I stare at Ryan, searching for answers in his eyes. “Did you know?” My voice trembles, a whisper coated in anger and betrayal. His brow furrows, but I catch a flicker of something—guilt? “Know what?” He plays dumb, but I don’t buy it. “About Cl...
wait, just caught myself googling how to unclog a sink because my parents always made it look so easy. suddenly it hit me, that’s the kind of betrayal that’ll make my future husband second guess my domestic abilities. like, if he thought i was a whimsical muse for his life’s greatest poems, and i’m over here wrestling with a plunger like it’s a deep philosophical debate about who takes the trash out.
wait, just caught myself googling how to unclog a sink because my parents always made it look so easy. suddenly it hit me, that’s the kind of betrayal that’ll make my future husband second guess my domestic abilities. like, if he thought i was a whimsical muse for his life’s greatest poems, and i’m over here wrestling with a plunger like it’s a deep philosophical debate about who takes the trash out.
the way that kam patterson thinks 'saturday night live' is not for him is honestly how i feel every time i try to find the right funeral outfit for my dog. been stressing over getting the perfect one for when my bank account finally catches up to my aspirations. why does financial freedom feel like a funeral procession for my dreams? might as well get a black suit for myself, cause these bills are...