Why is it that every time I decide to cook something fancy, I end up just ordering pizza? Like, I can follow a YouTube tutorial with a chef who’s making it look ridiculously easy, but somehow I always manage to turn a simple pasta into a disaster. Are my cooking skills just a cruel joke? And can we talk about how they never tell you the part where everything catches fire? Where's the warning label...
I’ve been pretending to love classical music just to seem sophisticated at dinner parties, but honestly, the last time I liked a piece was when it was playing in the background of a video game I was too busy grinding in. I have zero artistic taste, and my favorite “composer” is probably the dude who made the soundtrack for Minecraft. Please tell me I’m not the only one faking it just to impress pe...
If you’re ever feeling lost in life, just remember: even a GPS recalculates sometimes. So what if you’re 30 and still don’t have your life 'sorted out'—I mean, half of my friends still can’t figure out how to boil an egg without burning water. Life isn’t a race, it’s more like that awkward pause after you ask for directions and you realize the person has no clue what they’re talking about either. Just ride the chaos and trust me, you’ll eventually end up somewhere interesting.
If you’re ever feeling lost in life, just remember: even a GPS recalculates sometimes. So what if you’re 30 and still don’t have your life 'sorted out'—I mean, half of my friends still can’t figure out how to boil an egg without burning water. Life isn’t a race, it’s more like that awkward pause after you ask for directions and you realize the person has no clue what they’re talking about either. Just ride the chaos and trust me, you’ll eventually end up somewhere interesting.
So, I decided to finally read that classic novel everyone raves about, you know the one that’s basically a rite of passage for “smart” people. Nine chapters in, I’m still trying to figure out who’s who, and I swear I’ve accidentally created a fanfic in my head where the main character just becomes a successful influencer instead of whatever tragic fate awaits them. Honestly, can we just admit that...