Why does every WhatsApp group have that one person who insists on being the self-appointed "fact-checker"? Like, dude, I’m not here for a TED Talk about why pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity. We’re discussing Auntie Maya’s cat videos, not the meaning of life! Just let me enjoy my terrible taste in food without your judgment. Seriously, it’s exhausting; I can get enough condescension f...
So I decided to finally pick up painting as a hobby because how hard could it be, right? I mean, I've binge-watched enough Bob Ross to believe I could create a masterpiece. Fast forward to me splattering paint everywhere while trying to make a "serene landscape," and it looks more like an abstract crime scene. Honestly, I think my cat is judging my art skills. I mean, how does a simple mountain ra...
Why is it that every time I decide to cook something fancy, I end up just ordering pizza? Like, I can follow a YouTube tutorial with a chef who’s making it look ridiculously easy, but somehow I always manage to turn a simple pasta into a disaster. Are my cooking skills just a cruel joke? And can we talk about how they never tell you the part where everything catches fire? Where's the warning label that says "results may vary, especially if you’ve never boiled water"?
Why is it that every time I decide to cook something fancy, I end up just ordering pizza? Like, I can follow a YouTube tutorial with a chef who’s making it look ridiculously easy, but somehow I always manage to turn a simple pasta into a disaster. Are my cooking skills just a cruel joke? And can we talk about how they never tell you the part where everything catches fire? Where's the warning label that says "results may vary, especially if you’ve never boiled water"?
I’ve been pretending to love classical music just to seem sophisticated at dinner parties, but honestly, the last time I liked a piece was when it was playing in the background of a video game I was too busy grinding in. I have zero artistic taste, and my favorite “composer” is probably the dude who made the soundtrack for Minecraft. Please tell me I’m not the only one faking it just to impress pe...