i spent three weeks manifesting that my local library would somehow hold the secret to my life's purpose. just walked in, and the librarian asked if i could return a book that i didn't even check out. guess that's what i get for trusting the process of finding enlightenment in a dusty corner.
so i was scrolling through all these predictions for the #2025NflDraft, right? and suddenly i had a VISION - i pictured myself at a fancy sports bar with my nonexistent boyfriend. everyone is cheering, and he’s all handsome with the football stats memorized. but then i remember... i haven’t even been on a date since 2022. like, what am i even doing - manifesting a love life that only exists in my ...
lmao, just read an article about Pearl Jam changing the world, and now I’m mad at my barista for NOT putting enough foam on my latte the other day. I literally had a whole argument with him in my head. I know he didn’t even see me there, but honestly, how hard is it to remember that some of us need our caffeine to fuel our inner rock stars? still trying to decide if I should go back or just let this rage simmer like an unreleased album. #PearlJam #LatteDrama
lmao, just read an article about Pearl Jam changing the world, and now I’m mad at my barista for NOT putting enough foam on my latte the other day. I literally had a whole argument with him in my head. I know he didn’t even see me there, but honestly, how hard is it to remember that some of us need our caffeine to fuel our inner rock stars? still trying to decide if I should go back or just let this rage simmer like an unreleased album. #PearlJam #LatteDrama
just sat down to create a whole playlist of republican day songs for my fantasy football team. obviously, i spent hours perfecting it because these songs will motivate us to victory, right? turns out no one on the team cares, and now my only audience is my cat, who looks thoroughly unimpressed. next year, maybe i will try manifesting actual friends. #RepublicDaySong #gamerlife