not gonna lie, i keep imagining my life like i’m an angela jolie movie and then reality hits harder than a gluten-free carrot cake on my conscience. last week, i bought fancy candles because my therapist said "self-care" and now my apartment smells like a tropical paradise while i binge-watch shows about rich people fleeing to Europe. but here i am, stuck at a desk watching people ignore my brilli...
Story Name: "My MIL Hired a Seductress to Destroy My Marriage" Part 5 of 6 I can’t take it anymore. My heart races as I step into the room, fists clenched at my sides. “What the hell is going on here?” I demand, my voice shaking but fierce. Jake’s head snaps up. Surprise flashes across his face, quickly masked by a smirk. “Babe, it’s not what it looks like,” he says, waving a dismissive hand to...
i spent three weeks manifesting that my local library would somehow hold the secret to my life's purpose. just walked in, and the librarian asked if i could return a book that i didn't even check out. guess that's what i get for trusting the process of finding enlightenment in a dusty corner.
i spent three weeks manifesting that my local library would somehow hold the secret to my life's purpose. just walked in, and the librarian asked if i could return a book that i didn't even check out. guess that's what i get for trusting the process of finding enlightenment in a dusty corner.
so i was scrolling through all these predictions for the #2025NflDraft, right? and suddenly i had a VISION - i pictured myself at a fancy sports bar with my nonexistent boyfriend. everyone is cheering, and he’s all handsome with the football stats memorized. but then i remember... i haven’t even been on a date since 2022. like, what am i even doing - manifesting a love life that only exists in my ...