sat on the couch tonight scrolling through old texts thinking about that one friend i had who would laugh at all the dumb stuff i say and now all i feel is like the silence is just echoing back at me, kinda wish i could just shoot them a random meme or something but it's like we both just faded away and now it feels too awkward to reach out.
so i went to a wedding and thought i was being all suave but tripped on my way to the dance floor and landed right in the cake. all the laughter and no way to escape so i just laughed with them and tried to eat some of it off my shirt like it was normal or something.
so i just realized i might as well get a punch card for the nursing home because i visit so often, it feels like a weird part-time job with no benefits and zero overtime pay, but hey, at least i have my mom's awkward small talk on the schedule while my siblings act like she lives in another country.
so i just realized i might as well get a punch card for the nursing home because i visit so often, it feels like a weird part-time job with no benefits and zero overtime pay, but hey, at least i have my mom's awkward small talk on the schedule while my siblings act like she lives in another country.
so there was that one time i was at a friend's party and after a few drinks i tried to show off my dance moves, slipped on a spilled drink, and did this weird half-split thing that ended with me knocking over the snack table. everybody was laughing and i just sat there in the nachos, mortified, trying to act cool like it was part of the act.