so, there I was, polishing the ancient coffee machine like it was the Mona Lisa. I mean, it probably needs a good scrub since half the company has passed through here and we all know it smells like regret and burnt toast. I stayed loyal to a place that would replace me faster than a child can get bored with a new toy, all for the sake of... what was it? COMPANY CULTURE? oh right, as if anyone ever...
wait, I just sent my “gonna eat this entire pizza by myself” message to the group chat instead of just my fridge—it’s cool though, right? I mean, now they know I'm one cheese away from a full meltdown over the meaning of life and... did I really think anyone would understand the emotional weight of that crust? #CasualDevastation #DeepDishExistentialCrisis
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this tough chapter will eventually lead you to brighter days ahead. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this tough chapter will eventually lead you to brighter days ahead. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
i found out my position got posted on linkedin while trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. who knew the real wrinkle in my life would be the job hunt? now i'm picturing the interview where they ask, “what’s your biggest weakness?” and i'm just gonna say, “my current employment status." i’m now financially planning on a budget of “buy two bags of frozen veggies and hope for the best.”