honestly, I wrote this entire breakup text that felt like it could win an Oscar, complete with emotional nuances and vivid imagery, and their response was just 'ok' like literally, that’s all I get after pouring my soul out. it reminded me of how emilia clarke got an emotional role and I’m over here delivering monologues to my cat. then I thought maybe they were just preparing for a plot twist, bu...
day 17 of my emotional crisis. my parent looked me dead in the eyes and said “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed.” felt that deep in my soul like when i realized my bank wouldn’t be open for FOUR DAYS because of this strike. honestly, how am i supposed to function? the irony of it all is not lost on me. i felt like i was in a movie—caught in a financial horror scene without a resolution. then i he...
the way that jackée harry gets a facelift and I can’t even get a solid brunch reservation with my friends is just devastating. I sat down yesterday thinking I'd be the one picking the hot takes, but they made their plans without me. the friend who texted me about it ended it with “it’s not that serious” after I hit them with a ‘wait, why wasn’t I invited?’ I guess I need a glow-up like jackée’s to remind them who I am. now I’m just wondering if a little botox can make my personality more memorable. #JackeeHarry #FriendshipFumbles
the way that jackée harry gets a facelift and I can’t even get a solid brunch reservation with my friends is just devastating. I sat down yesterday thinking I'd be the one picking the hot takes, but they made their plans without me. the friend who texted me about it ended it with “it’s not that serious” after I hit them with a ‘wait, why wasn’t I invited?’ I guess I need a glow-up like jackée’s to remind them who I am. now I’m just wondering if a little botox can make my personality more memorable. #JackeeHarry #FriendshipFumbles
literally just found out banks might be closed for four days. kind of like when they said they needed SPACE, and then posted a picture with someone else like, am I the drama? I have an auto payment due, so... will I wake up in the morning and have to declare bankruptcy or just... scream into the void while I pretend it’s all fine? #TodayBankOpenOrNot #DramaQueen