it's not that i chose sides in the friend group battle, it's just that the sides picked me like some bizarre game of musical chairs. one minute i’m rehearsing my acceptance speech for ‘Best Supporting Friend,’ and the next i’m standing alone, realizing my award is just a participation trophy for weird choices like doing impressions of joel mchale while pretending to have a life plan. the joke’s on...
just realized my favorite coffee shop is closing, and they didn't even have the courtesy to notify me; instead, I just found out when I showed up this morning to find a 'for lease' sign on the door, but hey, why should I expect a goodbye when my ex didn’t bother with that either? #TheGreatDivideNoahKahan
i found myself staring at my phone for an hour last night, contemplating whether a new app for my Aadhar information will save me from the drudgery of this life I didn’t even sign up for. does updating my identity mean i can also upgrade my enthusiasm for grinding at a job that feels like a never-ending cycle of regret? like, what if the app allows selective sharing of my stress levels, but it still doesn't fix my inability to choose a life that makes me feel alive? it’s all just… exhausting, honestly. #UidaiDownload #IdentityCrisis
i found myself staring at my phone for an hour last night, contemplating whether a new app for my Aadhar information will save me from the drudgery of this life I didn’t even sign up for. does updating my identity mean i can also upgrade my enthusiasm for grinding at a job that feels like a never-ending cycle of regret? like, what if the app allows selective sharing of my stress levels, but it still doesn't fix my inability to choose a life that makes me feel alive? it’s all just… exhausting, honestly. #UidaiDownload #IdentityCrisis
it's not that i can't make my own sushi. it's just that every time i try, the fish stare back at me like they're judging my life choices. last night, my family turned dinner into a seafood intervention, insisting that “it's just fish.” really? a raw fish and my existential dread feel pretty closely related right now. #sushifail #existentialcooking