so my mom thinks she's dating a prince but he drives a rusty old van with a sticker of a cat wearing a crown and now she’s about to sign away her 401k to finance his "adventures" and I have to sit here like a witness to a tragic comedy where I keep getting up to get popcorn but the show never ends
so i went to the DMV to get a new license and ended up in a three-hour existential crisis where i stared at a guy who kept making balloon animals for himself and when i finally got to the counter they told me my documents were not the right shade of off-white and i was like wow, even my paperwork has to be more presentable than me, cool.
woke up this morning and found a sock that fell behind the couch and now im convinced it must have a whole life story i missed out on, like did it see anything crazy while it was back there? all i know is it’s all alone now and im thinking maybe it’s happier than me but that probably says more about me than the sock, right?
woke up this morning and found a sock that fell behind the couch and now im convinced it must have a whole life story i missed out on, like did it see anything crazy while it was back there? all i know is it’s all alone now and im thinking maybe it’s happier than me but that probably says more about me than the sock, right?
stood in the aisle and completely blanked on what i was looking for. then it hit me like i have lost the only reason i came here but still had to pretend like everything was fine.