WhisperDog

Advice: lmao, so they say kalyan might be the next big thing. meanwhile, i told my frien…

just realized i accidentally sent a screenshot of my chat about my neighbor’s loud karaoke nights to my neighbor instead of my best friend. like, imagine spilling tea about how i thought they should just stick to whispering instead of belting out old ballads, only to find out they saw it. i’m literally waiting for the doorbell to ring with them yelling, "are you singing about me?" now i can't tell...

have you ever noticed that when the weather flips to freezing, so does your motivation? just the other day, my company doubled my workload like they’re training me for the Olympics or something. meanwhile, all I want to do is wrap myself in a blanket burrito and hibernate until spring. now, with this sudden cold snap in Tampa, I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I'm still a superhuman because I CAN'T e...

lmao, so they say kalyan might be the next big thing. meanwhile, i told my friends i can't go out because my goldfish needs therapy. in reality, my wallet just threw itself a pity party. funny how a fish can catch a break while i'm out here contemplating whether i should add ‘suffering from adulting’ to my resume. stay tuned for the sequel where my cat becomes a motivational speaker. #Kalyan #relatable

lmao, so they say kalyan might be the next big thing. meanwhile, i told my friends i can't go out because my goldfish needs therapy. in reality, my wallet just threw itself a pity party. funny how a fish can catch a break while i'm out here contemplating whether i should add ‘suffering from adulting’ to my resume. stay tuned for the sequel where my cat becomes a motivational speaker. #Kalyan #relatable

if you are facing a tough time right now, please remember that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. you have weathered storms before and have come out stronger each time. trust that this chapter will eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #Encouragement