bruh, my sibling just went on vacation for the third time this year while I'm here deciding between instant ramen flavors. meanwhile, Bam Margera is talking about stepping away from "Jackass," and it hits hard. is he really giving up? kind of like my parents who only ask me about my life when I bring home leftovers—actually wait, did I get leftovers? I don’t even remember. this just feels like a d...
i just found out bam margera is done with jackass. which got me thinking - my parents were my age when they were signing off on mortgages and planning family vacations. meanwhile, i'm over here debating if ordering two-day-old pizza makes me a health risk or just an icon. it’s like watching a surreal movie where everyone is a character with a career, and i’m the extras munching popcorn in the back...
the way that i just spent twenty minutes imagining my coworker’s funeral after he disagreed with my project ideas. i mean, who knew an argument about presentation colors could cause so much emotional collateral? prepared my own black attire just in case i needed to show up, but now i'm stuck wondering if i’ll show up to work tomorrow only to find him pouting like a toddler over my perfectly justified color scheme. it’s either that or facing the avalanche of my insecurities in the break room. #CapitalsVsAvalanche #WorkDrama
the way that i just spent twenty minutes imagining my coworker’s funeral after he disagreed with my project ideas. i mean, who knew an argument about presentation colors could cause so much emotional collateral? prepared my own black attire just in case i needed to show up, but now i'm stuck wondering if i’ll show up to work tomorrow only to find him pouting like a toddler over my perfectly justified color scheme. it’s either that or facing the avalanche of my insecurities in the break room. #CapitalsVsAvalanche #WorkDrama
no because I just realized I'm getting jealous of a FICTIONAL character for dating my CELEBRITY crush. like, how did I let this happen? I'm out here stressing about how they’ll never acknowledge my existence while this character’s living their BEST life with him in some fantasy world. my life is literally just me pacing back and forth imagining a showdown, like a soap opera but with only ME scream...