just realized i sent a screenshot of my favorite brand of paper towels to the neighbor who complains about my yard. they texted back saying "interesting choice," and now i cannot look them in the eye because my plan was literally to mention how the new design gets rid of the whole “cheap paper towel tearing off a chunk of my dignity” vibe—what do i do?
just realized i spent more on fancy paper towels this year than on actual happiness. the type that feels like clouds on my hands. you know, the ones that absorb a single droplet and then feel like sandpaper. meanwhile, my comfort snacks are just cold spaghetti leftover from a week ago, forgotten in the fridge like my dreams of being fulfilled. #priorities #livingmybestlife
not gonna lie, my sibling got a trophy for winning the spelling bee in third grade, and somehow that turned into them getting a lifetime supply of family adoration. meanwhile, i still can’t figure out if "embarrassing" is spelled with a single or double r. last week, they tried to use my attempts at spelling to teach me a lesson about life choices. clearly, my lack of spelling skills is just as embarrassing as their abundant trophies. #familyfav #secondplaceforever
not gonna lie, my sibling got a trophy for winning the spelling bee in third grade, and somehow that turned into them getting a lifetime supply of family adoration. meanwhile, i still can’t figure out if "embarrassing" is spelled with a single or double r. last week, they tried to use my attempts at spelling to teach me a lesson about life choices. clearly, my lack of spelling skills is just as embarrassing as their abundant trophies. #familyfav #secondplaceforever
Story Name: "My Ex’s Regret: Winning the Lottery Was Just the Beginning" Part 6 of 6 I step closer to Jake, heart pounding. The world blurs around us. His smile fades, replaced by a flicker of concern. “You okay?” he asks, and the sweetness in his voice nauseates me. “Yeah, just trying to process how you waltzed back in like nothing happened,” I shoot back, every word like ice. He laughs nervo...