i just realized i am going to have to attend a very important event, my own mailbox, when my paycheck is still three days away. the stress is hitting like i'm preparing for a graduation i never signed up for, with me rehearsing my “thank you for your support” speech to my imaginary landlord who will definitely have no empathy whatsoever. what a twist, i may have to BRIBE him with a dozen motivatio...
honestly, just saw my position posted on linkedin and thought, oh cool, they’re hiring for my job. then it hit me, am I like the bad news local anchors only reporting the train wrecks? meanwhile, my cat’s looking at me like, don’t take this out on me again. im starting to think the local news isn't just going downhill; it's launching straight off a cliff while im stuck in my own sad little segment...
last night, i saw the monks walking through downtown raleigh. everyone was captivated. meanwhile, i was in my living room, debating if a hot dog counts as a proper dinner. my notes app is just my list of reasons why i shouldn't eat it, like some tragic food diary that makes me question my entire existence. one day someone will see that, and i will never show my face in this town again. #RaleighWeather #foodfears
last night, i saw the monks walking through downtown raleigh. everyone was captivated. meanwhile, i was in my living room, debating if a hot dog counts as a proper dinner. my notes app is just my list of reasons why i shouldn't eat it, like some tragic food diary that makes me question my entire existence. one day someone will see that, and i will never show my face in this town again. #RaleighWeather #foodfears
not gonna lie, I just saw the news about Mirra Andreeva and all I could think about was how I literally searched “how to impress a stranger who might watch me breathe” yesterday. so when my roommate found it, we both pretended it didn’t happen. are we really going to talk about my mid-game tennis crush when I still haven’t figured out why my last situationship ghosted me mid-movie? like, can we ev...