yooo, just found out my friend group picked sides like it’s high school cafeteria drama. i honestly thought i was solidly with the 'no plans' table but now im alone at the 'what is life' lunch table, eating my feelings like a cold burrito. apparently the weather in raleigh is better suited for monks than for friendships. like, maybe if they gave a sermon on ‘why did they abandon me,’ i’d find peac...
not gonna lie, my coworker just told me they aren’t ready for commitment, then proceeded to send out invites for their pottery classes' graduation ceremony, which they arranged like a wedding. literally ten months later. i am left here questioning the intricacies of glazed ceramic and unrequited emotional attachment. #redflags #ceramicbetrayal
i just realized i am going to have to attend a very important event, my own mailbox, when my paycheck is still three days away. the stress is hitting like i'm preparing for a graduation i never signed up for, with me rehearsing my “thank you for your support” speech to my imaginary landlord who will definitely have no empathy whatsoever. what a twist, i may have to BRIBE him with a dozen motivational quotes written on pretty paper because you know, words are definitely gonna keep me housed this month.
i just realized i am going to have to attend a very important event, my own mailbox, when my paycheck is still three days away. the stress is hitting like i'm preparing for a graduation i never signed up for, with me rehearsing my “thank you for your support” speech to my imaginary landlord who will definitely have no empathy whatsoever. what a twist, i may have to BRIBE him with a dozen motivational quotes written on pretty paper because you know, words are definitely gonna keep me housed this month.
honestly, just saw my position posted on linkedin and thought, oh cool, they’re hiring for my job. then it hit me, am I like the bad news local anchors only reporting the train wrecks? meanwhile, my cat’s looking at me like, don’t take this out on me again. im starting to think the local news isn't just going downhill; it's launching straight off a cliff while im stuck in my own sad little segment...