the weather in aligarh has become my new work nemesis. one minute, i’m struggling to deliver a presentation about “synergy,” and the next, i’m standing in front of a broken wall from the downpour like it’s my ex. imagine feeling that type of emotional investment in a building; i never thought i’d be rooting for bricks. honestly, between the frost and my chaotic life, it’s like the universe sent a ...
literally just remembered that i was supposed to train my houseplant to sing the theme from my favorite show three weeks ago. honestly, it would be a viral sensation by now if only i had stuck to my plan instead of scrolling through thirty pet videos like they’re the same level of commitment. #overlookedtalent #plantparenting
not gonna lie, my best friend spilled my secret like it was a glass of red wine on a white couch, and now I have to avoid both the couch and every single person at the party, which is honestly a lot like hiding from a swarm of bees but, you know, much less exhilarating. but I also love how everyone thinks I’m mad, when really I’m just disappointed I didn’t have a more dramatic reveal, like a hairpin turn or a mystery twist at a murder dinner, instead of this awkward comedy of errors where I’m just sitting there like a forgotten appetizer.
not gonna lie, my best friend spilled my secret like it was a glass of red wine on a white couch, and now I have to avoid both the couch and every single person at the party, which is honestly a lot like hiding from a swarm of bees but, you know, much less exhilarating. but I also love how everyone thinks I’m mad, when really I’m just disappointed I didn’t have a more dramatic reveal, like a hairpin turn or a mystery twist at a murder dinner, instead of this awkward comedy of errors where I’m just sitting there like a forgotten appetizer.
ever waited too long to buy that one weird plant that everyone's obsessed with—like, why did I think I'd have a better chance of finding it than winning the lottery? and now it’s just sold out everywhere like it’s a limited-edition designer purse—so now I’m sitting here with my dusty plastic fern pretending I don’t check every store’s website like it’s some kind of botanical Tinder, swiping left o...