it's not that i don't like people, it's just i keep my plants closer than friends—at least they don't talk back when i forget to water them. #SocialDistancing #PlantLife
i have a whole folder in my camera roll titled "documentary evidence." why? because i once tried to chronicle my quest for the best snack combination ever. it includes photos of a mysterious purple gel I mixed with popcorn at two in the morning and my dog staring at me like he knows I'm about to destroy my life. who would’ve thought my late-night cravings would double as potential court exhibits? ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is a chapter, not the whole story, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #ThisTooShallPass
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is a chapter, not the whole story, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #ThisTooShallPass
i just found out eli manning’s predicting super bowl outcomes like it’s some kind of fortune-telling gig. meanwhile, my life is a never-ending loop of predicting my next meal by what's still in the fridge, and spoiler alert: it's not great. also, my best friend is dating my ex, but they don’t know i saw him sliding into someone else's DMs last week. i'm tempted to spill, but then i’ll just become ...