do you ever feel like you’re the main character in a sitcom, just without the laughter? i packed up my whole life to move to a city where the only memorable thing is my unreasonably strong opinion on the local public transport, only for them to bounce three months later. now, here i am, just me and a cactus i named after them, who also clearly does not care about my existence.
wait, so I literally moved to a new city for someone who thought ‘binge-watching true crime documentaries’ was a personality trait, and they ghosted me three months later. how is it that my apartment now smells like instant ramen and broken dreams? like, I was really considering buying a set of matching towels for the two of us and now I just have a pile of solo ones. do I get those embroidered or...
the way that bitter cold weather has me reevaluating my life choices is wild. i calculated how long it’d take to save for a heated blanket after seeing the forecast. just last week, i thought buying it was ridiculous, but now im seriously questioning if i can sell a kidney or start a side hustle i will never actually commit to. now my only warmth comes from regret and i’m almost considering applying for an ice fishing permit instead. #WeatherReport #LifeChoices
the way that bitter cold weather has me reevaluating my life choices is wild. i calculated how long it’d take to save for a heated blanket after seeing the forecast. just last week, i thought buying it was ridiculous, but now im seriously questioning if i can sell a kidney or start a side hustle i will never actually commit to. now my only warmth comes from regret and i’m almost considering applying for an ice fishing permit instead. #WeatherReport #LifeChoices
stayed loyal to a company that would replace me in a week, like a broken vending machine. one minute, i'm pouring my soul into a presentation, the next, i discover i’m about as appreciated as a soggy sandwich at a picnic. the sad part? i was just sitting there, naming my future pet goldfish after my boss like they would CARE.