I finally joined a book club because I thought it’d be a great way to socialize and seem cultured. Turns out, everyone just pretends to read the book and spends an hour arguing about the author’s psychological issues while I sit there like, “Wow, I really just Googled the plot summary 10 minutes ago.” Honestly, if I wanted to feel inadequate, I could’ve just asked my mom about my career choices. A...
So, I finally jumped on the whole baking trend because I thought, "How hard can it be?" Well, after two hours of flour explosions and a cake that looked like it survived an earthquake, I have two thoughts: 1) I now fully understand why “nailed it” is a show, and 2) who knew that baking could turn me into a professional fire hazard? It's like I tried channeling my inner MasterChef but ended up crea...
Why do we constantly feel the need to take advice from people who can’t even keep their own lives together? Like, you’re out here giving relationship tips while your own dating life looks like a dumpster fire. If you can’t manage your own mess, how are you qualified to tell me how to clean up mine? Just because you survived a breakup doesn’t make you a relationship guru, Karen. Let's just agree that sometimes, the best advice is to listen to yourself and ignore all the so-called experts. And if you can't do that, at least get a cat. They’re much better for emotional support anyway.
Why do we constantly feel the need to take advice from people who can’t even keep their own lives together? Like, you’re out here giving relationship tips while your own dating life looks like a dumpster fire. If you can’t manage your own mess, how are you qualified to tell me how to clean up mine? Just because you survived a breakup doesn’t make you a relationship guru, Karen. Let's just agree that sometimes, the best advice is to listen to yourself and ignore all the so-called experts. And if you can't do that, at least get a cat. They’re much better for emotional support anyway.
I think about how we all pretend to have it together, but deep down, we're just a bunch of lost souls Googling “how to be an adult” at 2 AM. Like, I’m almost 30 and still can’t figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. Meanwhile, my 12-year-old cousin is out there mastering TikTok dances like it’s an Olympic sport. Can we just agree that adulthood is a scam and we’re all just waiting for our Hogwarts...