I’ve come to the shocking realization that I appreciate my WiFi more than I appreciate most people in my life. Like, I can always count on it to be there for me, even when I’m at my lowest. But human connections? It's like a game of hide and seek where nobody wants to be found. Seriously, if I had a dollar for every time a friend ghosted me after making plans, I could pay my therapist to help me g...
I just had a first date that felt like a scene out of a rom-com gone horribly wrong. We met at a restaurant, and the moment I sat down, my chair literally fell apart, sending me crashing to the floor. Instead of laughing it off, I panicked and yelled, "I swear I’m not this clumsy on all my dates!" Spoiler alert: now I'm banned from that place, and he texted me later saying he prefers watching Netf...
I finally joined a book club because I thought it’d be a great way to socialize and seem cultured. Turns out, everyone just pretends to read the book and spends an hour arguing about the author’s psychological issues while I sit there like, “Wow, I really just Googled the plot summary 10 minutes ago.” Honestly, if I wanted to feel inadequate, I could’ve just asked my mom about my career choices. At least I’d get snacks out of this!
I finally joined a book club because I thought it’d be a great way to socialize and seem cultured. Turns out, everyone just pretends to read the book and spends an hour arguing about the author’s psychological issues while I sit there like, “Wow, I really just Googled the plot summary 10 minutes ago.” Honestly, if I wanted to feel inadequate, I could’ve just asked my mom about my career choices. At least I’d get snacks out of this!
So, I finally jumped on the whole baking trend because I thought, "How hard can it be?" Well, after two hours of flour explosions and a cake that looked like it survived an earthquake, I have two thoughts: 1) I now fully understand why “nailed it” is a show, and 2) who knew that baking could turn me into a professional fire hazard? It's like I tried channeling my inner MasterChef but ended up crea...