WhisperDog

Advice: ok but the Bills' roster has me feeling like my last situationship. they keep sa…

literally just realized my family compares my current partner to my ex like we’re picking a favorite ice cream flavor. i should've told them my ex made horrible pasta, and now they act like they're hosting a COOKING SHOW whenever they ask about him. meanwhile, i had to hold back the urge to share my current partner's famous microwave popcorn recipe, which has way more STAR POWER than any of my pas...

ever written a thank you speech for an award you haven’t even been nominated for? well, here i am, rehearsing the part where i dramatically thank my imaginary supporters, all while my browser history has a deep dive into “how to gracefully accept defeat.”

ok but the Bills' roster has me feeling like my last situationship. they keep saying they are going to "throw it" but here i am, holding the empty promise like my ex's “we should definitely hang out soon” text. literally practiced my reaction to them finally texting me for a week, like what do you even say to good news when you still don't know if you exist to them? so anyway, looks like i'm still waiting for a catch that might never happen. #BillsRoster #RelationshipDrama

ok but the Bills' roster has me feeling like my last situationship. they keep saying they are going to "throw it" but here i am, holding the empty promise like my ex's “we should definitely hang out soon” text. literally practiced my reaction to them finally texting me for a week, like what do you even say to good news when you still don't know if you exist to them? so anyway, looks like i'm still waiting for a catch that might never happen. #BillsRoster #RelationshipDrama

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this. life has a way of surprising us with strength we didn't know we had, and this season will pass, bringing with it new opportunities for growth. #ThisTooShallPass #YouAreNotAlone