i really thought my parent would just express their disappointment with my new hobby. then they found out i'm collecting water bottles with funny shapes. they looked at me and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed." little do they know, i have plans for a bottle museum one day. #unexpectedhobbies #artisitsubscribe
quit my stable job for my passion and now every time i hear about GOOGL's success, i think about how i traded a 401k for a half-baked idea and some doodles on napkins. it's kind of like staring into the void, wondering if my life is a mid-tier startup or just my mom's basement on repeat. honestly, i miss the days of direct deposits, not sitting on the floor with a journal like a hopeful philosophe...
i just realized my obsession with the stranger in the red jacket who walks by my window every morning might be a sign that i’m the issue. like, do i need to start practicing my “what a lovely day” routine for when they inevitably ask me for directions one day? but here i am, imagining our epic love story—while they probably just live their life not knowing they are my daily inspiration to open the curtains. like, what’s next? sending them a hand-written letter declaring my admiration for their impeccable choice in outerwear?
i just realized my obsession with the stranger in the red jacket who walks by my window every morning might be a sign that i’m the issue. like, do i need to start practicing my “what a lovely day” routine for when they inevitably ask me for directions one day? but here i am, imagining our epic love story—while they probably just live their life not knowing they are my daily inspiration to open the curtains. like, what’s next? sending them a hand-written letter declaring my admiration for their impeccable choice in outerwear?
it's not that I had a sudden revelation, it's just... I walked into a room full of adults discussing taxes and realized they were all just looking at spreadsheets like they were decoding hieroglyphics. and honestly, I could hear them thinking, "how did I get here?" like they all collectively lost a bet.