i’m supposed to mentor this intern, but i can’t even keep my own plants alive... like how am i giving advice on career paths when i still get lost going to the grocery store? i mean, are we even sure they want me as their mentor? maybe this is just an elaborate joke...
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it’s not that i’m delusional about my situationship—it's just that when they casually introduced me to someone as "a friend" while i stood there wearing matching t-shirts that read "we're basically dating," i thought it was one of those "financial bubbles" but like instead of my savings tanking, my dignity went bankrupt faster than my last impulse buy—oh and let's not forget i overheard “this is my buddy” right before i found out my soulmate was out here acting like i’m an awkward ‘plus one’ at my own emotional divorce party, and now i'm left calculating how much it’ll cost me to unfollow every trace of this reality show gone wrong while fighting off visions of myself haunting them at their local coffee shop in full glam looking like i belong in a rom-com just to prove a point.
it’s not that i’m delusional about my situationship—it's just that when they casually introduced me to someone as "a friend" while i stood there wearing matching t-shirts that read "we're basically dating," i thought it was one of those "financial bubbles" but like instead of my savings tanking, my dignity went bankrupt faster than my last impulse buy—oh and let's not forget i overheard “this is my buddy” right before i found out my soulmate was out here acting like i’m an awkward ‘plus one’ at my own emotional divorce party, and now i'm left calculating how much it’ll cost me to unfollow every trace of this reality show gone wrong while fighting off visions of myself haunting them at their local coffee shop in full glam looking like i belong in a rom-com just to prove a point.
ngl, I caught my coworker presenting my project as their own. tbh, it’s a bold move, especially considering I used “portos” in a pun-filled theme for the annual presentation— like, who else would do that? I mean, I can’t tell if I should be flattered or just devastated, because it’s 2023 and my creative genius is being stolen while I sit at home wondering if I should add extra cheese to my late-ni...