it's not that i forgot to write a letter to my future self. it's just that i literally imagined us having a deep conversation about my hopes and dreams weeks ago. but instead, i am sitting here staring at a blank page, realizing i literally left myself on read. like, what a betrayal, future me!
so my manager just asked me to train my replacement like i'm some kind of hero in a fantasy saga, but nobody told me i'm being replaced. like, what kind of plot twist is this? am i supposed to start my own training montage with dramatic music now? the kicker? i actually bought a funeral outfit last week for my “new life” and here i am SENTENCED TO BE A HERO in a story where my heroic arc ends with...
not gonna lie, my family group chat has turned into a full-blown survival game. one minute, we are sharing salad recipes, and the next, my aunt is on a quest to find the world's rarest cactus, while my brother challenges her to a scavenger hunt that ends in the middle of a state park with GPS coordinates that could lead to ancient ruins or just someone’s backyard. I’m over here contemplating making a Venn diagram of our mental states while still trying to figure out if cactus water counts as hydration for my marathon training... like, do I need a whole new category for that?
not gonna lie, my family group chat has turned into a full-blown survival game. one minute, we are sharing salad recipes, and the next, my aunt is on a quest to find the world's rarest cactus, while my brother challenges her to a scavenger hunt that ends in the middle of a state park with GPS coordinates that could lead to ancient ruins or just someone’s backyard. I’m over here contemplating making a Venn diagram of our mental states while still trying to figure out if cactus water counts as hydration for my marathon training... like, do I need a whole new category for that?
just spent three hours defending a niche video game nobody cares about—turns out my “best friend” was busy trash talking it with people who don’t even play games. the plot twist? their argument was based on the wrong lore—my loyalty for them just became an epic betrayal in the campaign of my life.