bruh, so I spent two years planning my dream garden. You know, flowers, herbs, all that zen energy. lmao, turns out, it looks exactly like my mom’s backyard from 1998. I just realized the only thing I’ve successfully grown is my own SHOCK that my life is a tribute album to her horticultural choices. Imagine my betrayal—cucumbers and nostalgia!
yooo, so I was just scrolling through my camera roll and it started off normal, like pictures of my cat wearing a tiny wizard hat. then it got a bit weird when I found a video of me trying to juggle lemons in the backyard. like, okay, no big deal, right? but then I hit that one photo… you know, the one of me at three a.m., covered in spaghetti, grinning like a maniac with a fork in one hand and a ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel distant. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel distant. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
no because I literally rehearsed my reaction for getting the top-shelf ketchup brand at the grocery store. I pictured myself crying happy tears, hugging the bottle, and shouting, "Finally, my hot dogs can feel like royalty!" But now I just remember how I used to run to the back of my fridge for that expired stuff nobody else wanted.