yoo, i just found out that my side hustle is officially covering all my bills. bruh, i still walk around in my funeral outfit, just in case something tragic happens and i have to blend in at a wedding. but then they announced that new "Wonder Man" show, and now i’m debating if i should pour my earnings into binge-watching the MCU instead. i might just end up manifesting a life where my expenses ar...
last night I watched the new Wonder Man show and felt a strange connection, like the universe was telling me something—what if I’m destined to be a side character in the drama of my own life, right? I checked my family tree and discovered my great-uncle was a failed magician—now I’m spiraling, thinking maybe I’m cursed too, trying to pull rabbits out of nonexistent hats while managing spreadsheets...
yooo, just found out that our family’s secret ingredient for the spaghetti sauce is… a whole jar of pickle juice, and now everything makes sense because my grandma kept insisting we needed "zing" and not "flavor," but also like, why did nobody mention this in family therapy...
yooo, just found out that our family’s secret ingredient for the spaghetti sauce is… a whole jar of pickle juice, and now everything makes sense because my grandma kept insisting we needed "zing" and not "flavor," but also like, why did nobody mention this in family therapy...
ok but can we talk about how someone I literally shared a monkey bar with in second grade is now acting like they don't know me when we run into each other at the strangest places? like the last time we made eye contact, I swear I was about to ask them if they remembered that time we tried to launch a paper airplane off the roof and it landed in a neighbor's garden gnome. and instead, they just lo...