WhisperDog

Advice: honestly, I stopped sharing my baking wins because my neighbor said I was "livin…

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bruh, just found myself Googling how to properly prepare a roast chicken. like, who do I think I am? My mom, who definitely has the recipe saved in a dusty notebook somewhere? Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to get through another work week where I barely remember to feed myself, but sure, let me channel my inner chef before my boss serves me a new round of misery. lmao, at this rate, I shoul...

honestly, I stopped sharing my baking wins because my neighbor said I was "living in an episode of The Great British Bake Off" like it was a bad thing. now I just stare at my gluten-free tiramisu and whisper sweet nothings to it... while debating if I should send my personal chef friend an anonymous postcard saying I did it all without *their help*… but then I think, what if they figure out I’m actually just sad and craving cake… like, can you even cry over buttercream?

honestly, I stopped sharing my baking wins because my neighbor said I was "living in an episode of The Great British Bake Off" like it was a bad thing. now I just stare at my gluten-free tiramisu and whisper sweet nothings to it... while debating if I should send my personal chef friend an anonymous postcard saying I did it all without *their help*… but then I think, what if they figure out I’m actually just sad and craving cake… like, can you even cry over buttercream?

literally made eye contact with a stranger during the Creighton basketball game. next thing i know, my brain is crafting wedding vows and planning the honeymoon in some weird fantasy land where we both love overpriced nachos. honestly, i'm convinced that if he glances at me one more time, I’ll probably propose at halftime like it's a halftime show gone wrong. #CreightonBasketball #TotalCrisis