just realized my coworkers actually think i'm the office 'funeral director' because of how seriously i critique their potlucks. last night, one of them asked if i could do a toast next time, and now i can't decide if i should be flattered or find a new job where people don't confuse my 'critiques' with a death sentence. #potluckproblems #awkwardreputation
just realized that the news about the bombay high court is basically my love life summarized in legal terms. picked sides in my friend group thinking it would help me but ended up as the unrepresented client just waiting for judgment. now i'm spiraling because my last date literally asked me to sign a 'no drama' clause. where was my arbitration award on this chaos? things really have hit rock bott...
just found out my private story got screenshotted by someone who thinks my artisanal candle collection is a fire hazard, and now i have to live with the possibility that i’m the only person who cares about hand-poured soy wax. this is my villain origin story, but honestly it could be worse. #candleconnoisseur #notactuallysorry
just found out my private story got screenshotted by someone who thinks my artisanal candle collection is a fire hazard, and now i have to live with the possibility that i’m the only person who cares about hand-poured soy wax. this is my villain origin story, but honestly it could be worse. #candleconnoisseur #notactuallysorry
wait, i unsent a message that i thought was clever, but honestly they literally saw it already and now i'm spiraling. it's like when the bombay high court suddenly shifts the ground beneath you, except this time, the only thing getting quashed is my dignity. i had everything planned, and now i'm just that person who ghosted myself. so, what do i even do? should i send a follow-up explaining it was...