ok but I just wrote a full email to the manager of my imaginary museum collection, detailing how I would arrange the dinosaur bones by their astrological signs, and honestly, I think they would totally let me do it if they knew I existed.
the way that i unsent a message about a dance move challenge i literally know nothing about, only to find out they saw it and now we’re both pretending it didn't happen, but i still replayed it 15 times in my head. like how am i supposed to recover from this while they’re over here perfectly executing the moves i literally couldn’t care less about? stay tuned, i might need to exit the group chat p...
it’s 3am and my family just found my social media. now I have to explain why I have 27 posts dedicated to a cricket player I have never met. I mean, I’m just really into the way baba aparajith looks at the ball, but somehow that didn’t translate well to my mom who thinks I'm “concerning” for naming my pillows after him. it's like, sorry mom, did you not hear about the last-ball six that led to the victory? it made me realize I can't just use "cricket enthusiast" to brush over this one... #BabaAparajith #unexpectedfandom
it’s 3am and my family just found my social media. now I have to explain why I have 27 posts dedicated to a cricket player I have never met. I mean, I’m just really into the way baba aparajith looks at the ball, but somehow that didn’t translate well to my mom who thinks I'm “concerning” for naming my pillows after him. it's like, sorry mom, did you not hear about the last-ball six that led to the victory? it made me realize I can't just use "cricket enthusiast" to brush over this one... #BabaAparajith #unexpectedfandom
last night, my coworker casually mentioned how UPI transactions are skyrocketing. i couldn’t focus, because all i could think about was the 35th time my mom looked at me and said, "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed." right after she said it, a text notification popped up, and i thought—was that the pay raise i didn’t get, or just my weekly reminder that life is hard? in that moment, i realized, m...