why is it that I can send one simple text and instantly consider faking my own death when they don’t reply? I double texted. Then triple texted. Next thing I know, I’m crafting a will in case I perish from embarrassment and making detailed plans for my own memorial service featuring my favorite snacks. what is wrong with me?
day 3 of oversharing my feelings with a crush. unsent a message about the 'Sirai' movie because they liked crime dramas. now they definitely saw it and i just ordered takeout thinking about my life choices. so here i am, sweating and refreshing our chat like i’m checking the release date for my own mental breakdown. at least Vikram Prabhu is probably less stressed than me right now. #SiraiMovieOtt...
bruh, just spent thirty minutes passionately analyzing the tweets of a D-list celebrity, convinced we have a soul connection. then i remembered they don’t even know my name, but here i am crying over their coffee order being wrong in the drive-thru. hashtag parasocial love #foreveralone #totallynormal
bruh, just spent thirty minutes passionately analyzing the tweets of a D-list celebrity, convinced we have a soul connection. then i remembered they don’t even know my name, but here i am crying over their coffee order being wrong in the drive-thru. hashtag parasocial love #foreveralone #totallynormal
bruh, i just found out that due to the whole grap-four mess, my dreams of rescuing a dog and a cat are on hold. i named them during an existential crisis last week. i'm still planning out our whole family vacation. we don’t even exist together yet, but here i am stressing about their potential allergic reactions to this smog. thank you, grap-four, for killing my pet parenting fantasies. #Grap4 #ju...