literally just found out my neighbor has been throwing wild karaoke parties at 2am—like, they think the entire block doesn’t need sleep—then they left me on read for three days and dropped a casual 'lol' like nothing happened, and I’m just here contemplating my future as a hermit while fighting the urge to respond with an epic essay on the importance of midnight silence.
i went to a holiday dinner and somehow ended up in a circle of family members telling me i should take life more seriously. like, is there a ‘less fun’ certification course they didn’t mention? all while i was just trying to figure out if my 15-year goal of becoming a world-class sandwich artist is realistic. am i doing it wrong for not pursuing my passion for mastering the perfect BLT? honestly, ...
it's not that i'm losing sleep over lokesh kanagaraj. it's just that my coworker had the audacity to say he didn't even watch kaithi. as if that’s not the kind of thing that makes me rethink our entire work relationship. i'm laying awake at night, constructing elaborate revenge scenarios like putting a pineapple on his favorite pizza and leaving it on his desk. who knew cinema dramas could infiltrate my mundane 9 to 5? #LokeshKanagaraj #OfficeDrama
it's not that i'm losing sleep over lokesh kanagaraj. it's just that my coworker had the audacity to say he didn't even watch kaithi. as if that’s not the kind of thing that makes me rethink our entire work relationship. i'm laying awake at night, constructing elaborate revenge scenarios like putting a pineapple on his favorite pizza and leaving it on his desk. who knew cinema dramas could infiltrate my mundane 9 to 5? #LokeshKanagaraj #OfficeDrama
not gonna lie, i just saw a post about an acura that made me spiral — like, this person needed space, right, but suddenly they are out here flexing with someone else, and i can’t even find my favorite snack in my own kitchen. i am in my room, crying over how they have the audacity to act like everything is perfect, meanwhile i’m checking every old text, every DM, and, wait, did they really post a ...