...and honestly, hearing that “Chicago Med” is adding stars from Desperate Housewives has me questioning my entire existence. i just spent a week in an office where everyone’s opinions are the equivalent of open-heart surgery gone wrong. you think those “doctors” make bad decisions? please, my coworkers treated my ideas like they were on the chopping block. you know what, screw it. i might as well...
ever look at your bookshelf and think, "man, this could totally be a front for a spy operation"? like, who needs to store secrets in a briefcase when you can hide plans in a first edition of a cheesy romance novel? but then you remember that the only thing you are hiding is your seven-year-old half-read self-help book that keeps reminding you of your unresolved commitment issues. whoops. #secretsp...
if you are in a tough spot right now, remember that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger; this moment is just one chapter in your story, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #KeepGoing
if you are in a tough spot right now, remember that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger; this moment is just one chapter in your story, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #KeepGoing
so there i was, rehearsing my whole thank you speech for the award i haven’t even been nominated for, right? i had the perfect lines about how humble i am, and my journey from pantry stocking to "queen of spreadsheets." i mean, i even thanked my toaster for being there for me through the dark times, but in reality, the only thing heating up my life is regret and burnt toast. and now i'm sitting he...