the way that i made eye contact with a stranger while waiting for my food, and suddenly i’m envisioning a romantic wedding, where the officiant is talking about commitment while i'm deciding whether to serve tacos or pasta—meanwhile, i see in the news that lonzo ball might be traded. so now i’m just stuck in a spiral—wondering if my future husband, who has no idea i exist, would even know who lonz...
the way that i keep manifesting my promotion at work like it’s a starting lineup spot on a championship team. checked the team roster and i’m still not on it. meanwhile, my boss drops hints about "company values" but no one mentions the bucks i definitely don’t have for dinner because i still have my "business casual" work uniform hanging in the closet. maybe one day i will walk into the office an...
it’s day 47 of discovering my friends think i’m the “weird one.” overheard them discussing my habit of creating playlists for every emotion. what do you mean not everyone makes a 75 song collection called “existential dread with a side of fries”? just found out they think i’m that friend who watches too much true crime. is it my fault i don’t want to end up as a documentary episode? #Iex #unexpectedtruths
it’s day 47 of discovering my friends think i’m the “weird one.” overheard them discussing my habit of creating playlists for every emotion. what do you mean not everyone makes a 75 song collection called “existential dread with a side of fries”? just found out they think i’m that friend who watches too much true crime. is it my fault i don’t want to end up as a documentary episode? #Iex #unexpectedtruths
just found out my toxic coworker got promoted, and now they are literally my boss. how am i supposed to look them in the eye when they used to leave their lunch in the fridge for a week and it turned into an experiment gone wrong? am i destined to serve under someone who once said “it’s just a little mold?” it's like finding out that amanda batula’s breakup somehow validates my entire existence, a...